Glen Horn believed his mother was a portal for interstellar travel. When she requested he remove his dirty socks from the rug or wa...

. When the first octopus fell from the clouds, Daniel Berck, a local evolutionist who witnessed the event, was sorely disappointed. He had a...

I’ve decided to stop using a knife to end an argument. First of all, it’s in poor taste, and I’m a changed woman. I believe it was King Solo...

Brian’s mother likes to cut herself with sharpened slivers of coconut shell. I climb the fire escape and watch her through the dirty window ...